Three guys die, and end up in Heaven. Pleased with themselves at actually getting in, they wander about for a bit....admiring the view.
St. Peter finds them and delivers the "welcome speech". He tells them that there is really only one rule.
Don't step on the ducks.
Easy enough.
They are lead through a large gate into Paradise itself. The ground is absolutely littered with ducks running around everywhere. It's almost impossible to not step on a duck.
Two hours into the first day, one fella steps on a duck.
St.Peter steps out of the crowd and chains the man to the most ugly woman he has ever seen in his previous life. Truly hideous.
"You will stay together for eternity" says St.Peter.
The other guys seeing this, make it their business to be extra careful around the ducks from now on.
But, alas...two months later, one of the fellas steps on a duck also. St.Peter, who doesn't seem to miss a thing around here, quickly materializes and chains a similarly hideously ugly woman to him....and says the same line about "forever..yada yada yada..."
The third guy...last one of our heroes left, is desperate to not make the same mistake. He does everything in his power to avoid stepping on a duck. Everything.
Six months later, St.Peter comes out of the crowd with a phenomenally beautiful blonde woman and heads straight for our guy. St.Peter chains them together, and wanders off...while whistling a little tune.
The fella can't help himself, grinning from ear to ear, he says, " This is fantastic! I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for an eternity?"
And the blonde says " I don't know about you, but I just stepped on a duck over there"
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